Readers of David Suzuki’s Nature Challenge newsletters are gifted caption-writers and punsters! Here are three gnomic conversations for you to vote on:
From Janice Miller-Young of Calgary Alberta:
From Diane Stout of Victoria BC:
From Laurie M of Winnipeg, Manitoba:
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Here are a selection of our favourite puns:
“Collecting gnome puns, eh? Wouldn’t that be gnomenclature?”
Suzanne Joyce, Regina Saskatchewan
“Gnome is where the heart is”. “
We are stardust, we are golden. And we’ve got to get our gnome back to the garden.”
Kathy Penner, Winnipeg Manitoba “
My garden and front flower bed has been gnome to be the prettiest in the neighbourhood!”
Mike Lahey, London Ontario
Punspired? Let’s hear ‘em!
Gnomebody knows the truffles I’ve seen…..
I have no gnome, I’m a gnome-ad! (Gnome pun intended.)
“Help, I’m being oppressed! End gnome slavery! Free the Gnomes!”
Gnome man is an Island!
(No man is an Island)
Dr. Suzuki….are you writing this article under your “gnome-de-plume”?
T’was a young gnome from BC
Who taught us ’bout birds and the bees
He fights for whats right
From morning til night
‘Til an improved environment he sees
From Lynne Taylor, Kincardine, ON
More puns and captions:
“You think I look like George Clooney? Gnome dropper!!”
Cathy Low Vancouver, BC
“HMMMMM…..This must be a NEW gnomenclature!”
Lynne Taylor, Kincardine, ON
“To gnome, gnome, gnome him is to love, love, love him.”
“I think I just saw that gnome blink…”
“You look taller on television.”
“There’s no place like Gnome.”
And more:
“Oh gnomee me!”
“There’s Gnome place like home!”
“When a true genius appears in the world, you may gnome by this sign, that the dunces are all in confederacy against him. — Jonathan Swift”
“Summer Santa!! So you’re the one bringing presents to all the garden fairies!”
Gary Magwood from Prince Edward-Hastings, Ontario sent this one:
“Place that sells garden decorations could be called ‘Gnome Depot’.”